The latest figures are comtweetly outrageous. Call your Auntie in America with BT and you’ll cough up over 18p a minute!

But with Cheap Cheap it’s miles Cheap Cheap Cheaper—just a penny a minute! And that’s all day, every day, too.

Or call your pals in Pakistan and, with BT you’d pay a whopping 29.9p a minute—a five minute chat and you’ve spent over a pound already!

Yet with Cheap Cheap, it’s just 1.5p a minute—so for five minutes you pay under 10p!

Hmmm. Now let’s see. Shall I pay over a pound, or under 10p? Tricky choice!

You can find the Cheap Cheap call costs by clicking here right now: Latest Cheap Cheap Call Costs

But if you can’t wait, here are a few of our favourites…

What a beautiful bill!

Even better news, you can use Cheap Cheap from any phone, from any supplier—your landline, your mobile, your office phone.

All you have to do is dial a Cheap Cheap access number to get into our system and then we automatically redirect your call via the marvellously whizzy Cheap Cheap international internet network.

So although you could be gassing to Gambia or nattering to New Zealand, your phone (and your phone company) thinks you’re just dialling a regular UK number. Which you are, sort of.

That’s why, on your bill, the call is show as the Cheap Cheap access number, not the final destination number.

Give us a wing

I’m not sure it would be possible to make it any easier to make these stupendous Cheap Cheap savings vs BT. Take a gander…

1: Go to the Cheap Cheap website to get the access number for the country you want to call

2: Dial it! (DUH!)

3: Listen for a recorded voice asking you to dial your usual overseas number

4: Now dial the FULL international phone number, including the 00 (zero zero)

5: When you’ve finished talking, just end the call in the normal way

6: There are no passwords, signup, complicated menus to navigate, blah blah. Just dial two numbers and you’re there.

(Click here to fly to Cheap Cheap right now)

Meanwhile, see below for this month’s Cheap Cheap Bird Joke. It’s almost as funny as the prices BT expects you pay!

Robin James
MD Cheap Cheap

The Cheap Cheap Bird Joke of the month!

A canary applies for a job as a receptionist. The interviewer says the candidate has to be able to type at least 80 words per minute. The canary immediately types a perfect 100. Not wanting to hire a bird for the job, the interviewer tells the canary that the candidate has to be able to take dictation. The canary rattles off some superb shorthand. Finally the interviewer thinks he can get rid of the canary with “the candidate must be bilingual” The canary thinks for a second then says: “meow!”

In a word: yep.

Unbelievable as it may indeed seem, thanks to some nifty negotiation Cheap Cheap can now offer all these international call destinations for just a penny a minute. Not a misprint: seriously, just 1p a minute, all day (and all night), every day gets you a phone call to any of this lot:

No tricks, no weasels, no hidden clauses or ‘special offer when you buy a Rolls Royce” stuff hidden deep into the small print. This is our new everyday call price for all these destinations, 24/7. You don’t even need an account, a password or a pin.

In fact, to call any of these super Cheap Cheap destinations for just a penny a minute all you have to do is dial a special Cheap Cheap access number just before you key in your normal international number.

Already a Cheap Cheap user? Make sure you use the NEW access numbers

If you’re already making monster savings on your international calls by using Cheap Cheap, please note that there are brand new access numbers for the destinations shown. Just whizz to our website by clicking here and update your address books, contacts and speed-dials to the new number to guarantee your 1p a minute calls.

But if you’ve yet to give us a whirl, here’s what you do:

1: Go to our website to find the Cheap Cheap access number for the country you want to call—just click the link at the end of these instructions

5: When you get your bill, you’ll see the Cheap Cheap access number you dialled first, rather than the a international number you spoke to.

Click here to get your Cheap Cheap access number

How do we do it? Nothing magical (or illegal!). When you dial the Cheap Cheap access number, Cheap Cheap automatically redirects your international call around the Cheap Cheap internet network so you don’t have to pay the ludicrously expensive phone network rates charged by the big boys (like BT). You pay just a penny a minute, all day every day for as long as you like!

Robin James
Managing Director

The Cheap Cheap Totally Hilarious Bird Joke of the Month with an International Flavour to Celebrate our New 1p a Minute Rates

A Frenchman walks into a pub with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder. The barmaid asks, “Where did you get that from?”

The parrot says, “In France. There are millions of them over there!”

But we can absolutely guarantee that, if you use Cheap Cheap to call your friends and family in warmer climes, you’ll save an absolute fortune on the cost of your call.

If that doesn’t warm the cockles of an overseas caller’s heart this winter nothing will!

Take a look at some of our call costs to your favourite calling destinations:

Australia, Argentina, Belgium, China, Austria, Hong Kong, Holland, Iceland, Italy, Peru, USA, Thailand, Ireland, Germany, France, Poland, Italy, Denmark, Sweden, Switzerland, Turkey…

You can call any or all of these countries for JUST 1p A MINUTE.

And for just half a penny more you can call Japan, India, Bahrain, Slovakia, Lithuania, Chile, Trinidad and many, many more…just 1.5p a minute.

And remember that, with Cheap Cheap, you get those call rates all day, every day not just evenings and weekends.

(Which means Cheap Cheap is a clever way to do business over the phone too, if you make a lot of overseas calls.)

This month’s brand new reductions:

We like to make sure we’re constantly cutting call-costs wherever we can. Here’s a few of this month’s new prices:

Afghanistan, down 2p a minute
Brunei, now just 1p a minute
Fiji, down 2p a minute
German mobiles, now just 1p a minute
Ghana, down 2p
Jamaican mobiles, again down 2p
Niger, down 2p
Russian mobile, down to just 4p
South Sudan, again down 2p

Click here to see all the Cheap Cheap February prices

Check out Cheap Cheap right now

There are no sign-ups, no passwords and no pins to remember. Just dial away like so:

1: Go to the Cheap Cheap website and get the special Cheap Cheap number to ring for the country you’d like to call. GO!

2: Dial the Cheap Cheap number and listen for a voice asking you to dial your normal overseas number.

3: Now carefully dial your usual full international number, including the international dialling code that begins with 00 (zero zero).

5: On your regular phone bill the call will simply appear as the Cheap Cheap access number you dialled first.

(This means you can even use Cheap Cheap from phones where international calls are theoretically barred, too. If you don’t tell your boss, neither will we!)

Easy as penguin pie!

And now it’s time for the first Cheap Cheap bird joke of 2012—and it’s a topical one too!

Why do swallows fly south for the winter?

Because, of course, it’s too far to walk!

Robin James
Managing Director
Cheap Cheap

And with the weather going a bit brrrrrrrrrrrr nippy all of a sudden I can’t think of any better reason to stay indoors, pour yourself something warming, and settle down to a nice long catch-up on the phone—with per minute prices to most major countries’ land lines from just 1p a minute.

And that’s all day, every day—including Christmas Day!

Click here to see our latest super seasonal savers!

We’ve had a bit of a blitz on calls to foreign mobiles too, this month. Let’s face it, more and more of us are doing a lot more gassing when we’re out and about—and the same goes for our overseas friends and relatives, too.

There are loads or reductions to mobiles to highlight this month—but just in case you thought Cheap Cheap only did Cheap Cheap calls to the biggest countries, check these out:

Albania mobiles, down to 7p a minute
Burundi mobiles, down to 6p a minute
Czech republic mobiles down to 4p a minute
Israel mobiles down to 2.5p a minute
Malawi mobiles down to 4p a minute
Netherlands mobiles down to 4p a minute
New Zealand mobiles down to 5p a minute
Slovenia mobiles down to 5p a minute
South Korea mobiles down to 1.5p a minute
Vietnam mobiles down to 3p a minute

You don’t need me to tell you that you’d spend considerably more, with a capital C, if you called these mobiles using BT or one of the other greedy big operators.

For a complete breakdown of our latest prices to call mobiles, click here

Pudding BT out of business

We bring you such amazingly cheap cheap international calls simply by avoiding the BT international call system.

So when you dial the Cheap Cheap access number, we cleverly redirect your international call round the Cheap Cheap international internet system instead.

In other words, because we don’t have to pay the big operators big operating costs, neither do you.

It’s Cheap Cheap and it’s easy peasy—from your landline, your mobile or your office phone, 24/7.

As easy as pulling a cracker

It’s not just Cheap Cheap, it’s unbelievably straightforward too—whether you cal from your landline, your mobile or your office phone (even where overseas calls are officially barred).

And there are no passwords, PINs, or usernames or any of that annoying stuff!

1: Fly over to the Cheap Cheap website and get our special number to ring for whichever country you’d like to call cheap cheap cheaply.

2: You just tap tap this number in and then listen out for a voice asking you to dial your normal overseas number.

3: Dial the full international number, being very careful to include the FULL international dialling code that begins with 00 (zero zero), exactly as you would if you were making a normal overseas call.

On your next bill from your phone operator, the Cheap Cheap overseas call you made will simply appear as the UK Cheap Cheap special number you dialled first; not the international destination number you actually spoke to.

That’s all there is to it.

On which note of seasonal good cheer, it just remains for me to say ‘have a great Christmas and a lovely next year’ and thanks for using Cheap Cheap for all your cheap cheap international calls!

Robin James
MD Cheap Cheap

The Cheap Cheap Christmas Bird Joke (naturally featuring a turkey):

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede?
A leg for everyone at Christmas dinner!

We’re so much cheaper than the likes of BT it’s almost unbelievable – until you try us for yourself…

For example, call the USA with BT and you pay 17.5p a minute.

But how much do you think we’ll charge you?

15p? No.
13p? Quite a saving on a long call. No.
10p (big big saving!). Nope.

In fact, and I hope you’re sitting down, call the USA with Cheap Cheap and you pay just 1p a minute.

That’s not a typographical mistake—I’ll spell it out for you just in case: a penny a minute.

Here’s how you make a Cheap Cheap call to get yourself some of these monstrous savings:

1: Go to the Cheap Cheap website and get the special Cheap Cheap number to ring for the country you’d like to call. Click here to get there: Cheap Cheap Website

5: On your next phone bill the call will simply appear as the Cheap Cheap access number you dialled first.

(Which is why you can use Cheap Cheap from phones where international calls are actually barred, too.)

So to call the USA you’d just dial the Cheap Cheap code number first, 0843 715 3333 then wait for the voice to prompt you, then dial your normal US number.

1p calls all around the globe

In fact, Cheap Cheap lets you call all these countries, and many many more, for just a penny a minute:

Australia, Argentina, Austria, Belgium, Brazil, Chile, China, Denmark, France, Germany, Hong Kong, Iceland, Ireland, Italy, Netherlands, Peru, Poland, Sweden, Switzerland, Thailand, Turkey, USA…

And we’re doing our very best to keep cutting costs to other destinations too: this month, for example, we’ve lopped a few pence off call costs to Uganda, Turkey mobiles (Sudan, Kazakhstan, Finland mobiles, Costa Rica and Albania.

Click here to see the latest Cheap Cheap prices

Finally, before I forget, here’s the Cheap Cheap 100% guaranteed hilarious* bird joke of the month:

What do you give a poorly canary?
Tweetment!

Robin James
Managing Director
Cheap Cheap

*No refunds given if joke not found to be hilarious by reader.