OK, we admit it: we’re not the greatest poets here at Cheap Cheap. But we are brilliant at one thing—saving you a fortune on your international phone calls.

With Christmas just around the corner and the shops already rammed with tempting trifles and tasteless tat, we’re here to take just a little of the pain out of the Christmas season by making sure you can call your chums and family around the world for a fraction of what the big boys will charge you.

This month’s brand new price cuts are shown below, but remember you can still call the USA, Canada, China and the vast majority or European countries for a totally shocking 1p a minute—and that’s all day every day.

Bangladesh: now 2.5p a minute (28.5 with BT)
China: now just 1p a minute (26.5 with BT)
Guatemala: 9p a minute (97 with BT)
Jordan: 6p a minute (125 with BT. Ouch.)
Kyrgysztan: 8p a minute (78.5 with BT)
Liechtenstein: 4p a minute (22.5 with BT)
Mauritania: 25.5p a minute (133 with BT)
Montserrat: 10p a minute (90.5 with BT)

We can offer these amazing savings because we divert your international phone call round our internet network. All you have to do is dial the Cheap Cheap access number before you dial your normal international number and we intercept the call and charge you marvellous Cheap Cheap rates not silly BT rates!

Get quacking

Here’s how to start saving:

1: First, go to the Cheap Cheap website and get the special Cheap Cheap number to ring for the country you’d like to call. Go there now

2: Dial this access number and listen for a recorded voice asking you to dial your normal overseas number

3: Now carefully dial your usual full international number, including the international dialling code starting 00.

4: End your call in the normal way.
On your next phone bill the international Cheap Cheap call will show up as the Cheap Cheap access number you dialled not the overseas number you spoke too.

Cheap Cheap from your mobile mobile, too

We’ve made it super-easy to make gobsmackingly Cheap Cheap overseas calls from your mobile too. Click here to find out more.

Meanwhile, enjoy this month’s special Cheap Cheap chortle chortle and have a fantastic Cheap Cheap Christmas!

Robin James
MD Cheap Cheap

The Cheap Cheap Bird Joke of the Month (featuring a Special Rodent Guest Star):

A bloke goes into a pub on Christmas Eve and says to the landlady, “If I can entertain everyone in the pub for the whole evening so they stay late and buy loads of booze, will you give me free beer all night?” “Certainly”, she says, “go ahead”.

The man reaches into his rucksack, pulls out a guinea pig and plonks it on the pub piano. It runs up and down the keys playing a brilliant rendition of the 1812 Overture.

Naturally the landlady is gobsmacked. “That’s astonishing! Do you have any other acts like him?” The bloke reaches into his rucksack again and pulls out a beautiful blue parrot. At this, the guinea pig starts to play a medley of Christmas carols to which the parrot sings along, note-perfect and word-perfect. Needless to say, everyone in the pub is transfixed.

The landlady says, “I must buy these two off you, they’ll have the pub packed every night. How much?” The bloke says, “I couldn’t bear to part with them both but I’ll sell you the parrot for £1,000”. The landlady pays up instantly and takes the parrot into a back room.

A woman at the bar says to the parrot’s former owner, “You must be mad to sell that amazing parrot for £1,000, you could get an income for life off him”. “Not really” he replies, “the guinea pig is a ventriloquist.”

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